Dammit: Mika Tan (plus 2)
11 Jun
I hate you guys. I swear I’m always good until we have a SGL meeting. Then I feel like I’m not pulling my weight (which im not) but I’m trying to get out the game. I guess I’m the Jay-Z of Porn because apparently the game needs me. So I’m back… out of retirement… again. With my return I’ve discovered somebody all you porn loving bastards already know… Mika Tan. She’s great. She’s hot. Above all else she’s a fucking freak. Just how I like my slutty asian porn stars. Well, that’s exactly how I like all my porn stars. Shout out to Marie Luv. Any way. She’s dope and I look forward to doing more… research on this talented actress.
That’s it. Fuck you guys… I’m back.
