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Attack of the Big Girls | Open Letter to Lisa Sparxxx

17 Sep

LISA SPARXXX - SHOTGUNLOVE
Dear Lisa Sparxxx,

We had a good run you and I, these past 5 years have been great. Way back in those My First Sex Teacher scenes. You reminded me of Ms. Rhodes, showing a little too much cleavage while you teach. Not a skinny girl but thick thighs, phat ass, and BATS for days. Throw in a insatiable love of all things sex (anal, dp, dbl vag, gang bangs, interracial) you were the ideal MILF (along w/ Eden 38DD). A stable on Naughty America (11 scenes!), I think only Brandy Talore, Sara Stone and Gianna have more scenes than you. And thats probably why they let you back in.

In your new scene on Naughty Country Girls, you are EASILY 60+ pounds more than your last scene! What happened? Why did this happen? Where did we go wrong? You are offically a BBW and not Voluptous. One commenter said

“NA, Lisa is huge and way beyond voluptuous. You need to add BBW as a category for Lisa.”

Add a category JUST for you? *sigh, this will not do. Maybe its cause I neglected you w/ new girls like Kelly Devine and Kya Tropic. It wasn’t my fault! The booty blinded me. No matter, I know you will go on on to carve a niche in the BBW realm, maybe even win some awards. Probably, become the most famous BBW of all time! But this is where the train stops for me. We will always have Ass Masterpiece, the aforemention MFST, and the countless interracial scenes.

Goodbye,

Fudge Lightning – a former fan


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