Shotgun Love

And we’re back with another edition of Big Booty Asian Girls! This time we have BTC – Between The Cheekz Vol.5! (Note: Vol 6 JUST came out.) Brought to by studio Oriental Dream. This series brings the best apple bottom Japanese chicks to your living rooms. Pics after the jump! (more…)

So, continuing in my review series of big booty Japanese chicks, we have the Legendary Ass Tojo starring Karen Tojo. Although she does not have a galvitron like say pinky or Alexis Texas or Kelly Devine, this bubble butt chick is killin the phat booty asian girl game. Brought to by the good folks over at Jitsuroku, who are a company that worships the booty of their japanese citizens with zest and zeal. More after the jump!

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Say it with me; BIG.BOOTY.ASIAN.CHICK. Now normally, that phrase is an oxymoron but here is is quite accurate.

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Sasha Grey as a Vulcan? Sure why not

So I remember back int he days when you play the game to make a porno name outta any movie title. More times than not you would either be right or jsut so left feild that NO ONE would use that name(Angels and Semen, anyone?). Still Hustler has now revitalized the Parody genre w/ a slew of riffs on movie and TV shows w/ hot-porn-stars-of-the-minute as the cast. Enter THIS AIN’T STAR TREK XXX.

Scene 1: jenna haze

Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who has been dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!

Jenna Haze sucks and fucks her way into Spocks pants. Spock tries to resist but whats he gonna do? She put the vulcan death grip on his nuts!  Haze does have a nice bubble butt though.Rating: Decent

Scene 2: auroa snow

Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock into her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!

Kahn seduces the young snow and bends her(over) to his will. Never really notice Snow before but her deep throatin skills, school girl gigglin and sexy smirks deserve notice.  Toss in a lil bubble butt anal (and ATM) too. Rating: Good

Scene 3: sasha grey

Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!

Sasha.Grey.Vulcan. DONE! Perfect casting! Now her emotionless blank face can be put to use. For Grey fans, she doesn’t disappoint but she ain’t winning any new ones. She does enjoy her work though. Love her or hate her, she a nasty girl. Rating: Decent

Scene 4: codi carmichael

Codi Carmichael as the sick bay nurse, is stricken with a virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!

Codi has the good docs assistant milf is pretty hot. Those fake titties kinda make it unwatchable as they are sooo far apart you can land the enterprise between them! Rating: BLAH!

Scene 5: jada fire

Also stricken with the Virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

Didn’t get to see it. Streaming vids wasn’t loading

Overall

Overall this was a DECENT flick. Aurora Snow and Sasha Grey are porn-wataching worth it while the others were lackluster. Honestly, the “acting” took up a good 1/3 of each clip. That being said, it was hilarious! Everyone took their character seriously and tried to emulate TOS mannerisms and quirks.  (Even sulu got no ass like in the real one!) The over acting made you actually want to watch just to see what stupid sheit they would say. They actually took time to make the costumes, sets and basic effects. I was impressed by the production and authenticity. Although, why am I talkin about the “production value” in a porno!? i just wanna see some titties! lol

Rating: @@1/2 of @@@@

So, like everyone else in the world, Twitter is the new facebook which was the new myspace which was the new friendster which was the new…you get my point. So it would only be so long till our favorite porn starts joined the trend. But unlike their clothed counterparts, they are actually pretty damn interesting; jsut getting done w/ a scene, partying vegas/LA/NYC, family life, on set drama, random bi-sexual fantisies.So how do you find all these stars you ask? Twitter +Porn Stars =Pornstartweet.com a site dedicated to finding all pornstars on twitter. They got real smart too, ads and galleries for every star they find. n the front page is the latest tweet from all their pS friends. Pornstars you it to easily find their friends as well. Below is a random mix:

Sasha Grey

Kelly Devine

London Keyes

Cassandra Calogera

Adrenalynn

Caroline Pierce

Alexis texas

Asa Akira

Satine Phoenix

Carly Parker

Rayvness

Nina Hartley