Kelly Devine had a great 2009. She crept away from the pack of generic pornstars and became a top 10 talent….Well if you ask me. Scene after Scene, whether it was interracial [below], anal or situation porn, Devine was one of the best. When it comes to pornstars you want them look the part. Devine doesn’t have the prettiest face, but when it comes to body she is top notch. Thanks for a great 2009 Kelly Devine, and we look forward to more of your work in the next coming years.
I’m late. Really late. Gentleman… and the three ladies that stop by (shout out to Suzi!) Laura Dore is a bad ass broad. Normally I don’t write about white chicks, but damn, this chick is assassination worthy. Meaning if i got the call from Jack Bauer and had to choose between Cyanide and my boy Drewbaku… well let’s say he’d hit the floor before her pants would. Her body is amazing, so amazing that I won’t bore you with words and let you check out the gallery below.
Granted this isn’t your normal booty post but when I saw this, I felt the ass loving world had to see this, like a public service announcement. As a lover of all things booty, I always held a certain amount of amusement and dismay at all the boobie lovers out there. I felt this way because what you saw wasn’t always what you got. Sure that chick “could” have some double D BATS but it could more than likely just be Victoria and her futuristic R&D department working their wonders and confusing men every where. I laugh as women strutted their fronted… uh, fronts, to the public all along perpetrating a fraud. Leaving me feeling great that as an ass man I never had to worry about my glorious Galvitrons and Unicrons ever joining in on such behavior. Enter the Booty Pop Panties.
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
WHY?! Why must we take something so sacred, so beautiful and desecrate it by adding levels of fraud to it. Now chicks with a Bumblebee butt can now get upgraded to a Hot Rod or Megatron ass?? This is unforgivable. Honestly, why do women lie to us in such sexy, sexy ways? Maybe, men should start wearing the “Cock Rocket” and make women see 10 inches when its only like 5. (Ed note: writer is not included in this 5 inch category) Sigh. This all started with the girdle, damn you Paul Poiret, I blame this all on you!!!
In the honor of fetish week, I decided to keep my main fetish at bay. If your a fan and reader of my work you would know that fetish would be breasts. Because I can’t touch that subject, I decided to go to with something else that turns me on. Nurses. Yep, female Nurses. There are few sites that I regularly download their movies. One of those few sites is DoctorAdventures. They specialize in (hot) doctors that take control of their patients. Reason I know this is a fetish is because when I went to the doctor two months ago, the female nurse who took my blood, couldn’t have been more than a 6 on the 1-10 scale, but she got my attention. Enough about me and my fetishes, check some of the nurses below.
Christina Hendricks or Joan Holloway from AMC’s critically acclaimed Mad Men is someone you need to get familar with. Keep in mind I haven’t watched one episode of Mad Men, but I know a beauty when I see it. I was listening to a podcast and someone mentioned the redhead from Mad Men. If you been following this blog, you know that I (Nutmeg) has a soft spot in his heart for redheads (here). As soon as I got a look at her face and body, it was evident to me that Ms. Hendricks needs to be in playboy. Now I know what some are you thinking, your sexist. Your correct. I won’t deny that. But let me ask you guys a few (rhetorical) questions. Why does she have to be in playboy? Well, do you think Shaq could work at a Starbucks? No. His 7′2″ 350+ frame belongs on a basketball court. Can you imagine Brandon Jacobs riding the train on his way to work? The guy would take up three seats with his shoulders alone. All I’m saying is Ms. Hendricks was built with village feeders and a figure that god has sculpt him/her self. Why not flaunt it if you have it?
Editors Note – Upon further research I discovered, Christina Hendricks in not a natural redhead.
Kanye’s latest love interest is now my newest wallpaper. Amber Rose is a former stripper turned model. WTF is that about? Should it be former model turned stripper? According to my sources (google), she’s been a few music videos and numerous magazines. Yet, I feel we haven’t seen her full potential yet. And when I say potential I mean….Nude. Check out her spread in the latest Smooth Magazine.
Man. WTF this chick is fricken hot. I always had a thing for her… Then I saw “I think I love my Wife.” Shit I’m thinking about cheating on my wife and I’m not even married. I don’t know what it is about her but I’d keep a six pack of her bath water in my fridge. Sigh… I digress she’s just a chick I love.
By the way… “I think I love my wife” has some of D FINEST woman assembled ever in a movie. Hands down. SEE THAT SHIT!
Its a little know fact around the brok halls that I don’t dig white chicks. As much as I would like to, they just don’t do it for me…except Jessica King from So you think you can dance! Man since I seen her the first time i wanted to learn to dance just so I might have a chance to get close to shit chick.
Maybe its her flawless body, maybe its the fiery red hair (i do have a thing for fire), maybe its that damn dimple. What ever it is has got me blown away. Damn yo. My two step aint gonna cut it.
since powernuts hasn’t been posting much, i have decided to see if i can lure him outta his cave w/ his weakness, HOT ASIAN WOMEN! (and well endowed i might add). it might work, we’ll see. I tried w/ the below post of WOW and now asian women. over at AskMen.com, they have the top 10 “gravure” idols. gravure basically means no nudity but some of them wear so little bikini’s that its not that big of a deal. either way, enjoy gutta! one day you will make out to asian girl promise land (aka California) and see for yourself.
